*cries* AH I WANNA BITE SOMEONE IN THE FACE!
NOT THE FACE. NOT THE FACE.
Why am I the only one posting in this community? I would like to know!
Also, you now what, you know. When Ulquiorra and Nnoitora (GOD HAVEN'T SPELLED HIS NAME BEFORE DUNNO HOW D:) are talking about uh, oil, yes, you know what they're actually talking about. THE SAME NASTY BAD IN A DIFFERENT WRAPPING. AHAHAHA. Nnoitora is a huge freaking perv. "So I hear you've been put in charge of TRAINING that chick. How's the TRAINING GOING? COME ON, GIVE A BROTHER SOME DETAILS." Ulquiorra: "Trash."
No. WAY. NO WAY. NOW SEE THAT'S THE SORT OF THING THAT WILL MAKE ME LAUGH INSANELY LATER TONIGHT. ....How do you say that name? It sounds so weird in my head.
Of course, people going "DETAILS, MAN. DYING 'ERE." are hilarious.
You say it... like... Noitora. Uh. It's way easier than all the other Espada names. And in the preview, Orihime said something like, "How did Aizen know my size for this princess gown?" "He can tell just by looking." "WOW, AMAZING." Ichigo *stressed out*: "Inoue, you're getting excited about the wrong thing."
IT WAS BRILLIANT. Why can't everything be as funny as this AMV.
THIS ENTRY AIN'T LOCKED. Anyway, tonight I dreamt Byakuya lived with us. We were his servants, yo. So when you went to wake him up, you had to be all polite and stuff or he'd cut you the hell up. Or actually, he wouldn't eat his breakfast. He was passive-aggressive. I was really good at sweet-talking him, though. EVENTUALLY HE DID EAT HIS BREAKFAST. HURRAY. THERE WAS A PARTY IN MY BRAIN. And then I woke up.
Would you like me to lock? Cuz I could.
Eh. I already said what I dreamt, so... and who doesn't dream about Byakuya sometimes... it's a ton better than dreaming you're in a sticky with Gin. Cuz then you get cut five ways from Sunday. I KNOW 'CAUSE I HAVE. He had an enemy base.
In the enemy base, I thought, what the hell am I doing here. I was actually outside, looking at it. Then someone approaches. I see who it is, and I think, oh shit I gotta RUN AWAY but typically, the thing's in the desert. In a pit. Ever try running out of a desert pit? With sand? In the desert? It doesn't work. So I'm pretty much like, YOU. YOU STOP RIGHT THERE. He doesn't, obviously. He smirks, pauses, and calls for BACKUP. BITCHASS. So then KIRA shows up and I go OH MAN WHY. JERKASS. Gin: Fufufu. Me: I GO BACK TO MY BASE NOW. I HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY. OR SOMETHING. YOU DON'T KNOW. Gin: fufufu. *cuts*
WHAT KIND OF DREAMS DO YOU HAVE? Servants, wow. Really? Man, that sounds like he's channeling our cat or something. "wake him gently or he'll shred you to sheds."
PARTY IN YOUR BRAIN OVER BREAKFAST. I love it.
IT WAS AN OMELETTE. NOTHING FANCY. AN OMELETTE. At the end, he was like, "Hmm, breakfast, eh?" and my brain just went, SUCCESS!!!!!
LOL. RANDOM SHIT IS RANDOM. XD!!!!!!!
Byakuya living here is a tragic thing to envision, though.
Byakuya would lighten the place up with his presence. Also, his cash and servants and bad habit of tossing candy at kids.
He would just go, CANNOT LIVE HERE, and whisk us all to Soul Society. ♥