Is he hitting himself with a pair of chopsticks?
'Cause self-mutilation = cute if it's Tsuzuki?
Actually, kind of AUGHSTOPBRAINRAPE in the rp. But he suffers so prettifully sometimes.
....He ran out of mad doctors to hit him for him? :| No, I think he's simulating being a stupid baka. Hisoka's clearly hit him too much. And I don't know, clearly ABUSE IS A CYCLE?
Aahahaa, let's introduce him to Szayel Aporro. :D :D :D!!!!! Even the "Shinigami-kun/-san/-WHATEVER HE CALLED RENJI" thing fits! XD
That'd be sexy-tiem, apparently. Or sexy-oclock. O_o At least if you consider the voice actors. WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME CONSIDER THIS OH NO.
AHAHAHA OH GOD, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'D START THINKING ALONG THE LINES OF URAHARA/SZAYEL APORRO. :D :D :D ART NOW PLZ
I'm ruling 34-ing that one. SOMEWHERE ON THE INTERNET, THIS MUST EXIST. I mean, come on, I found Aizen/Muraki crack-fic, for crying out loud.
Edit: I speeel gud.
Edited at 2008-02-21 02:06 pm (UTC)
DOT DOT DOT. I'm pretty sure I shouldn't have read that and gone "8D".
OH MOSHES. YOU BEAUTIFUL CRAZY GENIUS. Also, TY for the link.
......Do you think she takes requests. If we bribe her.
YES. YES SHE DOES. SHE HAS A, Y'KNOW, FICLET POST YOU CAN COMMENT ON WITH REQUESTS. :D :D :D LET'S GO BOTHERBOTHER HER.
OMG. OMG OMGOMG. YAY IS NOT ENOUGH.
You know, I should really get on aim and let Muraki have some mindraep time. My character's been a real ass to him for six months without him getting any payback. YOU IS A DISTRACTION. ♥
GOOD GOD, MAN. I WOULD NEVER STAND IN THE WAY OF SOME DECENT MINDRAEP.
WELL YOU'RE NOT IN THE WAY. I PROMISE.
Gosh, the people I roleplay with will probably want to punch me afterwards. It's actually, literally mindraep. And they've been protecting him bodily for a week.
Well, that is what happens when you constantly harass and insult a crazy rapist/killer/SOUL VAMPIRE MAN? God, the manga was funnier. Did you read where Hisoka sold Tsuzuki to Muraki for 450 dollars? WAY TO REACT TO SOMEONE ALMOST BEING MOLESTED, EMO BOY.
Literal mindraep? How is that even possible? Does he stick his peen into Hisoka's brain and swirl it around a little until... well?! D8
Silly girl, of course I haven't read that bit. I simply gather info on manga from general osmosis. OR SOMETHING. BUT I AIN'T SARCASTIC THOUGH.
........CRY. No, more like. Here, have crazy NIGHTMARE RAEP FOR A FEW WEEKS. He's able to control his mind a little thanks to the death curse. As in paranoid. And the problem is that he doesn't speak about it, so he just sounds gradually crazier and crazier. Well, until Tsuzuki emos at him I suppose.
Okay. Casino scene. You saw that in the anime, right? In the manga, before Hisoka bothered to save his ass, he sarcastically went "can't have my casino player for free. .....450 dollars, upfront."
And then Tsuzuki started to beg until Hisoka got a emo headache and played for him. .....The manga-ka is on baaaad crack.
Ah, yes, yes, it all sounds fine and logical now. Hell, I would nightmare brainraep people if I could. Who wouldn't? The possibilities would be endless! Oh man... Actually, I would love being able to do that... >:)
You're obviously not the only one. Half the people I've talked with online has been going HELL YES in ooc comments. Whereas my character goes HELL NO. Good times.
Seriously. It's so MADDENING for the kid it's almost entertaining. "Guess what I think about now. ♥"
Ahahaha! I starred that comment on Gmail. ♥ Man, why do I always empathize so with the villains, crackergirl. Why.
If I die of an aneurism from restraining my laughter it is YOUR FAULT.
CRACKERGIRL! WHAT. Okay, you're on, 'Bloon-chan.
*wipes tears* Kuracka-kun. ♥
I SEE THOSE TEARS. TEARS OF LAUGHTER.
You know, if I'm ever booted from LJ, I've already decided what my next handle would be. "exballoon".
That's really fantastic. I will probably make a 'pining for the fjords' joke if you do. Maybe I should write an exwizard journal.